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1.  I will chase anything that moves - get used to it.
2.  I consider myself to be an integral part of the family - don't treat me like a mere dog.
3.  I will stick my nose into everyone's business and feel compelled to comment upon my observations.
4.  If you should leave me behind, I shall consider this an aberration of proper behavior and will voice my disapproval...loud and long...often accompanied by frantic twirling and jumping.
5.  I will determine which of your friends is worthy of my affection, and which are to be observed at a distance, before a verdict is rendered.  All decisions are final.
6.  I will follow you to the ends of the earth, and ALWAYS into the bathroom.
7.  No door is considered to be closed as long as I can push it open with my nose.
8.  Give me plenty of toys and activities to keep me busy.  You don't want me finding tasks on my own - trust me on this.
9.  I have absolutely no qualms about stealing FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD from any source available, even if it is from the mouths of babes.
10.  I will sense your every mood and will be happy or sad along with you.
11.  I will give you the best moments of our lives and memories you will cherish forever.